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Drexel - Drexel VIII 1.5oz
They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know
The urban dictionary defines Drexel as a loser; someone who tries really hard to succeed, but ultimately fails. Most of the time, Drexels don't deserve their failings, it just happens. "Hey Jim, did you hear Calvin stayed up all night studying for his Chemistry test, but still got a D?" "Omg He is such a Drexel." In this case, Drexel is better than that by a little bit. It's an ounce-and-a-half of combustible fun. Fits nice in a xmas sock.

Captain Black - Grape 12oz
CB Grape is freaky and flexible
G is for Gob and Getting Graped up in it. R is for Ridiculous Reek. A is for Aggressive. P is for Probably a Poor Plan to mix with rare Syrian latakia. E is for "Eh, we do what we want". Captain Black Grape...there's no stopping the madness.